Please sponsor Jennie!!!

Jennie Hogan is our part-time chaplain at Chelsea College (guys, this is yet another college in the vast institution where I work, except it is in the rather more pleasant syrroundings of Millbank) and a curate at St Stephen's Westminster (Chees'm, please don't stop reading because I almost mentioned church....) and she is running the London Marathon this year in aid of Whizz-kidz. She needs to raise over £1000 and would really appreciate any contributions. For more info (and indeed because it is a very cool title for a website) visit www.bmycharity.com/v2/therunningreverend
There is also a charity dinner on 14th April at Napier Hall, Hide Place, SW1P, if anyone fancies coming.
Thanks!

NEW CURE FOUND!
Now I am not a scientist, but an experiment I conducted at home recently has opened the doors to a whole new area that could revolutionise the treatment of minor illnesses (or "excuses to skive work", as they colloquially known): daytime television. The general unpleasantness following a whole night of throwing up miraculously subsided after just six hours of intensive daytime tv therapy which included exposure to the likes of "how to fuck up quite a nice living room" and "how to flog your crap house in the Midlands and get lots of money". Early indications also suggest that recipients of such therapy can become productive for a short time following treatment (hurrah! a backlog of filing! An inbox full of emails from mailing lists that are entirely irrelevent for the job!)
If you are ever stuck at home in a similar situation, try it: it's completely free and really works!