Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Please sponsor Jennie!!!

Jennie Hogan is our part-time chaplain at Chelsea College (guys, this is yet another college in the vast institution where I work, except it is in the rather more pleasant syrroundings of Millbank) and a curate at St Stephen's Westminster (Chees'm, please don't stop reading because I almost mentioned church....) and she is running the London Marathon this year in aid of Whizz-kidz. She needs to raise over £1000 and would really appreciate any contributions. For more info (and indeed because it is a very cool title for a website) visit www.bmycharity.com/v2/therunningreverend
There is also a charity dinner on 14th April at Napier Hall, Hide Place, SW1P, if anyone fancies coming.
Thanks!

NEW CURE FOUND!
Now I am not a scientist, but an experiment I conducted at home recently has opened the doors to a whole new area that could revolutionise the treatment of minor illnesses (or "excuses to skive work", as they colloquially known): daytime television. The general unpleasantness following a whole night of throwing up miraculously subsided after just six hours of intensive daytime tv therapy which included exposure to the likes of "how to fuck up quite a nice living room" and "how to flog your crap house in the Midlands and get lots of money". Early indications also suggest that recipients of such therapy can become productive for a short time following treatment (hurrah! a backlog of filing! An inbox full of emails from mailing lists that are entirely irrelevent for the job!)
If you are ever stuck at home in a similar situation, try it: it's completely free and really works!

5 Comments:

Blogger Rachel said...

I dunno. I tried that once and I think it made me iller.

8:40 am  
Blogger RLS said...

True, that kind of crap can't be good for the immune system. But for minor aliments I find it encourages you to get better as quickly as possible!

9:28 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ninest123 16.03
prada outlet, nike outlet, longchamp outlet, burberry outlet, gucci handbags, ralph lauren polo, cheap jordans, louis vuitton outlet, louis vuitton outlet online, oakley sunglasses, uggs on sale, louis vuitton outlet, tiffany jewelry, replica watches, ralph lauren outlet, michael kors outlet, longchamp outlet, cheap oakley sunglasses, ray ban sunglasses, michael kors handbags, replica watches, michael kors outlet online, oakley sunglasses, uggs on sale, louboutin shoes, christian louboutin, ray ban sunglasses, uggs outlet, nike free, christian louboutin, uggs outlet, tiffany jewelry, nike air max, oakley sunglasses, longchamp bags, uggs on sale, michael kors outlet online, michael kors outlet online, nike air max, louis vuitton handbags, oakley sunglasses, louis vuitton, ray ban sunglasses, louboutin uk, michael kors, tory burch outlet, burberry factory outlet, prada handbags

5:22 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lunette oakley pas cher, nike roshe run pas cher, lululemon outlet, hollister uk, jordan pas cher, coach purses, lunette ray ban pas cher, nike tn pas cher, hogan sito ufficiale, abercrombie and fitch, new balance, longchamp soldes, nike blazer pas cher, true religion outlet, true religion outlet, michael kors, replica handbags, michael kors, sac guess pas cher, ray ban uk, nike air max, mulberry uk, vans pas cher, abercrombie and fitch UK, louboutin pas cher, nike air max pas cher, coach outlet store online, nike free pas cher, true religion jeans, polo lacoste pas cher, true religion outlet, nike air max uk, ralph lauren pas cher, kate spade outlet, longchamp pas cher, nike air force, polo ralph lauren uk, hermes pas cher, michael kors uk, north face uk, timberland pas cher, vanessa bruno pas cher, nike free, michael kors outlet online, coach outlet, nike air max uk, burberry pas cher, north face pas cher, converse

5:25 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

swarovski jewelry, coach outlet, links of london uk, canada goose, canada goose pas cher, moncler, barbour, ugg pas cher, louis vuitton, supra shoes, converse, wedding dresses uk, pandora charms, canada goose uk, karen millen uk, ugg,uggs,uggs canada, canada goose outlet, louis vuitton uk, pandora uk, replica watches, moncler, moncler pas cher, ugg,ugg australia,ugg italia, moncler, swarovski uk, canada goose outlet, canada goose jackets, moncler, converse shoes outlet, bottes ugg pas cher, barbour jackets uk, canada goose jackets, hollister, marc jacobs, thomas sabo uk, ugg uk, toms shoes, moncler uk, sac louis vuitton, sac louis vuitton, gucci, pandora jewelry, moncler jackets, juicy couture outlet, pandora jewelry, montre pas cher, juicy couture outlet, canada goose, louis vuitton, moncler outlet, ray ban, lancel
ninest123 16.03

5:30 am  

Post a Comment

<< Home