I've just met someone called Wendell Green. Doesn't that sound to you like a town somewhere in Yorkshire?

I googled him, and apparently it's not all that uncommon. There's a Wendell Green Elementary School in Chicago, and Wendell Green who trains horses in California and, aptly, a Wendell Green who has a column in a local paper that seems entirely devoted to tea.

You know all those nice things I said about my director? I take them all back. I don't know what I was thinking, but I am attributing it to sleep deprivation.