Nothing to Declare

I WANT A PENSIONER!!! Actually, I'd quite like a puppy, too, but Frank won't let me. so until I convince him, an elderly Chinese woman would do as a stopgap.

The idea of having to declare a small Oriental pensioner at Customs amused me, hence the fact I ended up photographing this poster, which I saw in Hong Kong, land of Weird Signs usually stating the flippin' obvious ("Wash Hands After Toilet") or trying to put across something entirely incomprehensibly in cartoon form, like this one:


No, I don't know, either. Something to do with putting meatballs in holes, I think...