Labour In Meltdown

"Labour in Meltdown" was perhaps not the most appropriate of yesterday's headlines given it was 20 years to the day that the Chernobyl accident happened, but I appreciate the sentiment, and wait with bated breath for them to self-destruct altogether.

As none of you have sponsored me yet, I am going to have to go for the hard-sell: SPONSOR ME YOU BASTARDS!!

(And now you see why I'm a student adviser and not a salesperson...)